The ICE Breaker..

Who ever coined that phrase need to some kind of chill pill....no pun intended. I mean of all the things to break...why would it have to be ICE. I mean when u think of the word BREAK the last thing u would think to break would be some ice. By any logic at all i would thing that we would break GLASS. Like this old expression by a member of parliament from my home country .."I will break Glass in your ASS"...maybe Mr. Hunte should really be credited for that lil expression. Now mind u...any one born after 1988 would have to call their parents to explain that expression.

Anyway back to the issue with the breaking of ice. For starters there are no utensils in your kitchen drawer know to man as an ice breaker...from my formative days my mom called it an ice pick..that i know rather intimately for on certain times i would stable myself with that sharp piece of metal that only an inmate at Pelican Bay would appreciate. As to why i would pierce myself with that piece of metal was all in efforts to have some chilled mango juice during the hot summer months. As a part time bartender the only ice breaker i know is a corona bottle pulled from the ice that chills it....now what is this bottle made from....GLASS. So as u see i have gone full circle here. So this idea of ice breaking should be made null and void..

So as of now i will be breaking the glass...I plan to break the glass on this blog as if to to break the hymn of a pre-marital virgin. The virginity of blogging...Hope i am not left with a thick clot of blood on my boxer as with my last experience.